December 2011
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March 2010
3 posts
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February 2010
5 posts
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Blockbuster is the Worst Place on the Planet
I found The Fluffer
But not The Longest Yard,
I don’t mean the horrendous remake,
Burt Reynolds’ skin stretched further than my patience.
The original.
The true Mean Machine is what I was
Looking for.
And when I asked the clerk why
They carried:
Forty-seven copies of Sweet Home Alabama,
And thirty-six copies of 2 Fast 2 Furious
And seventeen copies of Blade 3,
And three copies of The...
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January 2010
2 posts
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My First Article in Coed Magazine →
November 2009
5 posts
That Evening Sun Review →
The Men Who Stare at Goatse
My review is up on No Tofu. I know people love Clooney, but I think he’s loony. Bad pun? I don’t care, he made Leatherheads. I think the saddest part about this movie is how old all of these guys got. Ewan McGregor is one step away from being the old Sir Alec Guinness Obi-Wan and Kevin Spacey looks like he belongs in a lemon party.
Full Review
September 2009
18 posts
“The problem with fiction is that it has to be plausible. That’s not true...”
– Tom Wolfe
“I hated the Salinger story. It took me days to go through it, gingerly, a page...”
– Elizabeth Bishop on Catcher in the Rye
“Eric Roberts is probably the best actor I ever worked with, and I don’t...”
– Mickey Rourke
July 2009
23 posts
Moved
My only Tumblr now is this.
